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Health Care Horror Stories: Melody Townsel

At Netroots Nation yesterday, we ran into Melody Townsel, who has a horrifying story of her ordeal with her health insurance company that she kindly shared with us. Watch it!

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Wait a minute. You’re using some fat slob who left her aspirin where her brat could get it in order to drum up sympathy for her cause? Sorry, but you won’t get any support from me. Not when you have to use a horror story that resembles the lyrics of Alice Cooper’s song “Dead Babies”.

Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty’s mommy wasn’t there to save her
She didn’t even hear her baby call
(Waaah!)

Dead babies can take care of themselves
Dead babies can’t take things off the shelf
Well we didn’t want you anyway
Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la

by Eddie Van Helsing - 07/22/08

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